4.1 – Football

I keep trying to play the Gordons, but just opening the save exhausts me at the moment. I don’t know why, but I do know that it means more Evans!

RECAP; Pippin died, Tauriel and Galadriel took a family outing to the Summer Festival, I bought some kids toys, Tauriel became a teen, Kili became real, they started dating, Galadriel got old, Kili got arrested, Galadriel maxed cooking, prom happened, Tauriel maxed athletic and started learning logic, Galadriel started learning science and then maxed her career! Indoor plumbing!

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Galadriel: I’m going to take my retirement pension and move to the Undying Lands.

Tauriel: Yes, I can inherit the house early!

Kili: Or you can just age up and inherit the house now.

Tauriel: Go away with your logic.

Tauriel: See, I’m so important that all the dead relatives have come to witness this moment!

Sunshine: I’m only here because I have nothing better to do.

*dead people cheering*

SERIOUSLY WHY AND HOW IS HE SO PRETTY I’M SO HAPPY I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.

Tauriel: Guys, you could be a bit livelier.

Pippin: Ha ha, a dead joke.

Kili is stuck in sneak mode for some reason, though I can’t remember why. He probably got grounded and had to sneak out, that’s usually why it is.

IT’S HAILEY’S DRESS! I really wanted her to keep it, but it would not look good in bright yellow.

It’s a Galadriel clone, just with slightly puffier cheeks! I don’t really care because Galadriel is the best thing to ever exist.

Sunshine: You suck!

Tauriel: Have you seen me? I’m super buff.

Hailey: My legacy is in strong hands! *sniff*

Tauriel: Okay, you can leave now. I know I’m awesome, thanks for the fanfare.

Kili: Please sit down.

❤

Oh, he rolled Natural Cook as his final trait, so I took the LTW Celebrated 5* Chef.

This is Kili signing his life away to getting a job at the Bistro!

… Tauriel are you okay? Where did your face go?

She got one of Lucky or Handy for her final trait, I’m not sure which one she got for her teen birthday.

I’m so good at this.

She is doing the Superstar Athlete path of generation four! 😀

Childish sims are incredible.

Kili: Wheeeeeeeeeee!

Galadriel: It’s all in the name of science!

Galadriel: But not in the smell of science!

Tauriel has just become the first sim in this household to use a dishwasher!

Probably the last, too.

Because this is how dishes work.

The perfect EPIC couple… One is skilling, and the other thinking about skilling.

Graduation!

Obligatory diploma toss!

She graduated with merit, and somehow was NOT voted most likely to be a sports star, but something else I can’t remember.

Apparently they went in two waves, because Kili went in next and Tauriel went BACK in, wearing formal wear.

He graduated Class Valadectorian!

Romantic selfie!

…. Ah yes, the infamous dip kiss. Drop the person through your body and watch them as they fall.

Tauriel: Would you like to have the greatest honour of having me for a wife?

Kili: OF COURSE.

Kili: You know, I think this would be much better done in the time machine…

Tauriel & Kili: *cooing noises*

Galadriel: This is sickening. I’m going to bed.

AND TAURIEL MARRIES HER IMAGINARY FRIEND. BOOYAH POINTS FOR ME! 😀

We have a new fancy washing machine! And a dryer! Ultimate happiness.

Tauriel is still plugging away at the logic skill, discovering potions and the like. So far she’s also discovered four planets!

They’re named Fred, George, Bill, and Percy.

We’re now also part owners of the bookstore! Because, you know, with 200,000 simoleans we really needed the money.

LOOK AT THIS BLUEBERRY! LOOK HOW BUFF SHE IS.

LOOK AT MY BUFF BLUEBERRY!

Uh?

Pippin: It’s a perk of being dead.

You’re able to bypass the laws of physics and stuff and fish in a frozen pond? Because that makes complete sense!

The buff blueberry has fun in the snow!

Can you see all those snowmen in the background? It appears that the ghosts wake up and build them. I mean, at least they’re having some fun, right?

There is lot of this. Time passes really fast in these chapters just because 90% of the time this is all that’s happening.

And sometimes shit like this.

Kili: BOO!

Tauriel: Oh my heart!

Galadriel seemed obsessed with getting somebody to play catch with her, and she finally roped Kili in to joining her.

Note her delicate old lady throws?

And then Kili just throws the ball at her as hard as he possibly can.

Kili she’s an old lady!

Kili: I’m as buff as my wife.

Yes. Yes you are. Another skill maxed! The first for Kili, though.

Kili: After that hard work, I must take a break.

I really do love childish sims! Hopefully he can play here with his own child some day.

Galadriel: Can I get a turn now? I’m getting tired.

Kili: Hang on, I’ve almost got this.

We invested in a horseshoe court. I think I’m going to regret it.

Speaking of maxing skills, Galadriel just maxed the fishing skill!

WHICH MAKES HER SIXTH SKILL.

Today is love day, and Galadriel received a call asking if she’d like to go on a date.

I didn’t have the heart to say no.

Roy: Galadriel, you’ve aged beautifully.

Galadriel: I wish I could say the same about you…

Roy: Sorry? I didn’t have my hearing aid turned all the way up.

I’m not sure why I took this? Maybe to show that the buff blueberry literally does nothing except work out?

OH, she completed an athletic skill journal challenge thing! So it could be that, too.

Galadriel’s date didn’t go so well. She just played foosball by herself the whole time.

And guess who finally remembered that indoor plumbing was a thing we now had!?

I’m obviously not allowed more rooms are per the restriction, so I did a little half room to make the washing area! And Tauriel is just super jazzed about the lights.

Galadriel: So you only like guys, right?

Tauriel: Yep, I’m straight. Straight as a board. Straight as you!

Galadriel: I’m bi, honey.

Tauriel: Well you never told me that!

Galadriel: You never asked.

I asked them both for the laughs. Yay for Bi Galadriel 😀

Tauriel: So, hey, dead Great-Grandfather who doesn’t look dead! How are you?

Aaron: I was reunited with my wife in the afterlife, I’m very happy.

Generational bonding :’)

And then ErrorTrap reset him.

Like mother, like daughter! Leisure time reading, books all over the house. Neither one of you is even a bookworm!

Galadriel: I’m reading the adventures of some brave hobbits.

Tauriel: I’m not even in this book!

Tauriel really does make some super great faces.

This is her full everyday look, and I really love it! Any excuse to use the Lara Croft boots 😀

Though she’s a little violent with her throwing. I don’t think you’re supposed to phase your leg through your body like that, either.

Galadriel: So I just insert this sample of my DNA and let the cloning begin…

THERE’S A BABY IN THE TUBE!?

Galadriel: My experiment was a success!

I don’t know what I expected, I really don’t. But it wasn’t this, oh my god. Does this break a restriction? The baby isn’t related to anyone.

Galadriel: Well aren’t you just the sweetest thing, Eärwen.

Ironically named after the real Galadriel’s mother, I’m just too funny.

And she has Pippin’s hair colour!? I though she was supposed to be a clone?

I am 100% sure I didn’t change Galadriel’s hair colour, and I guessed her clone would be ginger too? Clearly not.

I panicked, rapidly aged Eärwen up to a YA and moved her out.

If I lined her and Tauriel up, how similar are they? Kinda sad my heir is a clone of her mother but CLONES NO MORE!

Somehow as she moved out she also spawned this car! She then also immediately got into a relationship with some old guy.

*sigh*

Promotions galore, they’re both level four.

Galadriel: Space is great.

Kili: Yay, space!

Tauriel: I’ve discovered four stars. I love space.

Tauriel: I’m going to find a new star. I should find all the new stars in the galaxy!

Tauriel: I will name him Charlie.

Galadriel: Can I have some of your DNA?

Tauriel: I have no idea what you’re talking about, but sure.

Tauriel: Where are you taking this from?

Kili: *is oblivous*

Galadriel: I have used my daughter’s DNA to learn everything there is to know about science, and to max my 7th skill.

IS THERE NOTHING THIS SIM CAN’T DO?

Aaah, my first gnome death! D: RIP, Percy.

Guys, I don’t think that’s entirely safe. Tauriel, I don’t think that’s the appropriate place for your elderly mother to sit.

The first, and only, thing Tauriel wanted to do at the Summer festival was to practise football.

And Galadriel tottered around the skating rink.

Kili: Bet you’ll never get a goal past me~e!

Kili: Fuck.

Tauriel: HAHAHA I WIN YOU LOSE.

Family portrait!

I did take one of just the two of them, and look how they’ve changed :’) Also the buff buddies kind of ruin it by being in their athletic clothes.

After forcing Tauriel away from the goals I get her onto the skating rink, where she is followed by a pair of empty skates.

Tauriel: They have feelings too, you know.

A lovely romantic spin between husband and wife…

Interrupted by the untimely death of her mother.

GALADRIEL NO! D:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I THOUGHT PIPPIN USED UP THE ONLY ONE?

I checked your inventory and you didn’t have one, you lied to me!

Galadriel: I was ready to leave this world, but now that I’m staying gives me chance to work on my real passions!

Which is…?

Galadriel: Music! I want to max more skills.

Just like her mother before her, Tauriel is spurred by the near-death of her mother to get down to some baby making in the hopes that Galadriel will get to see her grandchild.

Generation Five, here we come! 😀